Woody Allen quotes

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To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.	[▲]	[▼]
My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.	[▲]	[▼]
It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.	[▲]	[▼]
How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size?	[▲]	[▼]
Eighty percent of success is showing up.	[▲]	[▼]